dude check out this candy

goteamjosh:

Sometimes I like to pretend that I’m Linda Belcher from Bob’s Burgers while I pet Stark.

me and todd feel down so we’re going to the hookah lounge.

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shawndataughtme:

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

damn right!

mabel wasn’tmoving when I picked her up a bit and then I finally picked her up and she woke up

I was freaking out .-.

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled awayalmost

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled away
almost

yuyuk0:

remiliuh:

HOW ABOUT I JUST MAKE UP A LANGUAGE CONSISTING OF GRUNTS, STEREOTYPICAL ANIME GIRL NOISES AND WEIRD SHUFFLING MOVEMENTS

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please todd and I need a bed that both of us can fit in

ayesiwmae:

ayesiwmae:

this kid I haven’t talked to in like a year and a half now just messaged me on facebook and said “here’s a useful bit of information you could find useful” and then he sent me a Scooby Doo family tree that is so detailed it has characters only seen in the comic book that I didn’t even know existed

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it’s worth noting I didn’t censor his name; he is on facebook as “Nick” and nothing else